I love summer blockbusters. They’re fun to watch and they don’t require much thought—you get to just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Without a doubt, this year’s biggest hit is “Jurassic World.” The movie is shattering box office records, and most of the reviews have been fairly positive. I enjoyed it from start to finish, but I’m a sucker for anything related to theme parks. And since this movie has become such a success, I feel this is the perfect time to announce the realization of my greatest dream.
For the last five years, I’ve been designing, financing, and building my own personal theme park. It will help every visitor understand what the life of an agent is really like. Located just 30 minutes outside of Burbank, Calif., we open our gates in the fall.
Welcome to Secret Agent Man Land!
Upon entering, you’ll be forced to walk down a long, narrow hall where the walls, floor, and ceiling are covered with headshots. After your first few steps, the lights will dim and the pictures will come to life. Suddenly, you’ll be surrounded by thousands of actors begging for your help. None of the subjects in our focus group were able to reach the end of the hall without having
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