(Editor’s Note: Secret Agent Man is on vacation somewhere in the South Pacific. His assistant is filling in this week.)
Hi, everyone! I am so thrilled to be writing this column while my boss is OOT. It’s still crazy shocking that he revealed his secret identity to me. Gosh, sometimes I feel like I’m working for Bruce Wayne!
Well, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I’ve been SAM’s assistant for just over a year now, and I’ve learned so much. I think I’d like to be an agent one day but I’m still not sure. It’s such a tough job. For a while there, I considered maybe becoming a manager but when I told SAM, he threw a stapler at my head.
Anyway, when I asked him what I should write about, he told me to tell his readers what they need to know about someone like me, a lowly assistant who barely makes enough to feed herself. Fair enough. I can do that. So here goes.
The first thing you need to know is that everything goes through me. I am the bridge that carries you over the moat to Castle SAM. (Yes, I’m a big “Game of Thrones” fan!) We are constantly in each other’s business and that means I can bring actors to his attention. Or not.
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