I’m not the most computer-savvy guy in the world. That’s why my assistant is worth her weight in Netflix stock. She can make that magic screen dance and she’s always pointing out shortcuts I never knew existed.
Like just the other day, I was railing about the “beep” my computer makes every time an email comes in. When I hear it, I start to salivate because it could be a casting director getting back to me with good news. Unfortunately, more often than not, it’s just another actor submission. So when my assistant showed me how to shut the sound off, I made a mental note not to forget her again this coming Christmas.
Anyway, I thought it would be fun to share some of the submissions I get and my real-time response as I read them. I changed the specifics to protect the senders and I also cleaned up the horrific grammar. Enjoy!
“Hello! My name is Jose Rodriguez and I’m an experienced Hispanic actor seeking representation.”
When I clicked on his résumé, I saw he had no professional credits. He wasn’t even in the union. So I’m not sure what Jose meant when he described himself as “an experienced” actor.
“I saw that you’re
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