And in the end, Ivy got her Tony. Tom and Julia made up. Jimmy went to jail for reasons that we don’t fully understand. Eileen got back together with Nick. “Bombshell” won every award – along with Sutton Foster. Derek admitted to the world that he’s a horrible person. Ana got her Tony moment to shine, breaking many rules of Equity and basic logic. Scott disappeared. And Karen? She got an incarcerated boyfriend, a Tony dress the color of Pepto, and a pocket full of broken dreams on awards night. And Kyle is still dead. And everyone lived happily ever after, just like on real Broadway…
The Awesome
Hey! Jeremy Jordan Sounds Real GoodOK, so there’s no way this “Hit List” Tonys number could have just happened out of nowhere. There’s the small matter of rehearsal, and the fact that they’d never get this past the ceremony’s staff. But hey, at least when “Smash” asked us to suspend all disbelief to the point that we considered huffing glue to aid in the process of abandoning reality, they let Jeremy Jordan loose to riff his face off. Living in a world where Jeremy Jordan sounds like that is A-OK by us. Always. Maybe he can come back to Broadway real soon – “Ever After,” anyone? – and make that world an actual
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