Love is in the air!
I’m dating a beautiful woman from Spain and the two of us are getting along like peaches and cream. We always have a great time when we’re together, and the best part is that she’s not in the entertainment industry. The new love of my life is a doctor.
After work on Thursdays, I always drop by her place for some delicious homemade tapas and some “Elementary.” What can I say? We both have a crush on Jonny Lee Miller.
But last week, from the moment I walked in, I could tell something was off. She was tense, distracted. And there were no tapas! So I asked what was wrong. And that’s when my girlfriend hit me with an amazing medical discovery that validates suspicions I’ve held since the day I became an agent.
Many actors are born without spines.
I won’t bore you with the medical details, but after treating actors for over six years, she has discovered their spines are made of a porous, spongy substance that resembles bone but is much more malleable.
This was shocking but not surprising. I’ve always known most actors are incapable of standing up for themselves, but now I knew why: They have no backbone.
I remembered how just the other week, one of my
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